Reason 576 as to why I hate my fucking roommate

not only do I have to deal with your DISGUSTING FUCKING SMELL and IN-FUCKING-ABILITY TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR GODAMN SELF, OR KEEP MY BUISNESS OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. BUT I CANT EVEN MASTURBATE IN PEACE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS AND DON’T FUCKING LEAVE THE ROOM. GET THE FUCK OUT. NOW BITCH.